I got me a good laugh out of this one. This is fair warning, if you’re easily offended you may not want to listen to this song! The lyrics lead you to make assumptions that may not be the most family oriented. So, that being said, the lyrics are mostly non-explicit except for one beeped out word at the end.
The song is called “The Assumption Song” and is performed by The Arrogant Worms. I hope you enjoy it!
The Assumption Song